The View Fom Down Here

I'm a short bear. I admit it. Not very tall at all. "you're short," people would tell me. (how RUDE) I used to sit with my legs crossed like this, because I was sure my legs would grow longer. Then I tried shoes. Whoever invented shoes should have his toes cut off. They're most uncomfortable. I really can't see the point in them except for the big clumpy heels that made me appear taller. Oh yes, my kiss boots.... (until I took them off) Then someone would say ohhh PJ  you're so short. (how'd they like it if I said they were  ugly or skinny or fat. Sadly, I doubt I'll grow any more now. I have to live with the view at this height. It was hard to get used to the idea but I'm okay with it now. I can reach the fridge. 

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